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For True Fans Only

by ACLU Benefit

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1.
This entire song is one chord, picked up and down E:0 B:0 G:11 D:9 A:11 E:0 Your butt is getting fat Your hair is getting thin but I don't care about that you make me want to grin Still love you anyway Your breasts are sagging down your skin's no longer tight but I'll still kiss the ground that you walk on every night Still love you anyway Your teeth are falling out your life's gone on so long but I wanna ask you out and write you loving songs Still love you anyway
2.
I Felker Up 03:09
Em-D Today I told you that I think you're really cute No I didn't but I really wanted to I just couldn't because I have C a girlfriend Em-D She'd get really mad if I told her Today you walked up and kissed me on the shoulder and then the sweetest thing of all C You bit me on the titty That was so cute I wanted to kiss you but I can't because I'm taken so for the sake of my lover I have to tell all these feelings I have for you D D# E No No NO NO NO NO NO NO Em-D You bit me directly on the nipple but it didn't turn me on at all OK it did but I tried to make it not C You made me horny Yeah I admit it I think you're sexy but I can't do anything about this cuz we're actually both taken so for our lovers' sakes I must say to myself D D# E No No NO NO NO NO NO NO Em-D Have I remembered to mention that all of this romantic tension comes from a girl whose name I don't even know? C She said her name was Simba That was really sexy of her and I think that anyone who says their name is Simba to a total stranger is a fucking hottie but I can't go out with her because I have a lover so I must remind myself D D# E No No NO NO NO NO NO NO
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This song is in G
4.
It was Love 02:09
It was love (8) You came to me in a dream I knew you were a darkskinned beauty Everyone else in town knew too and I knew you had to be with me It was love (8) I was your doctor you died of cancer Then I dug your body out of the earth it was the only answer It was love (8) You laid in my bed I was not lonely I covered up your scent with some ammonia It was love (8) You were discovered By dirty rumors That happened to be true And then I lost you It was love (8) I had to move on They took your body But the statute of limitations had run out already so I beat the charges even tho they just found me I moved to florida with my daughter And my family Took good care of me But I always knew in the back of my heart There was another And we had to be apart until we died It was love (8) then I died finally We were reunited We held hands in a green field and now we’re always happy It is love (8)
5.
Keyboard plugged into overdrive. C and g then Middle a’s then Down a fret and up a fret then Down a fret and up a fret then Down a fret and up a fret I can’t think of anything you’ve got to live for except for me and of even that I’m not sure I wonder what made you decide that you wouldn’t rather live than die I’m not done with you quite yet yet yet (3) So you need to stay on this planet I can’t believe you’d rather die than live I wonder why oh why (2) But I secretly understand-stand-stand Cuz there have been many times in my life when I’ve wanted to take my hand and cut it off and say there now I’ll die the hard way But you didn’t decide to commit suicide Yet. Thank god, I’d miss you Even though I never tell you any of the whole truth Cuz I’m not done with you quite yet yet yet (3) So you can’t leave this planet.
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Your Drool 03:26
(Am, Am with open G, G) Your drool On my pillow Is all That I remember Cuz I I I don’t miss you one bit Per second Cuz you always came second For me In my memory It’s allright To have The stain On my sheets Cuz I I I Don’t remember When I close my eyes The way your feet Moved against mine That one night It’s so pretty Your drool Small and white Like your body parts that I liked If I remember Which I don’t I don’t think of you very often Except when it’s cold out Or the sun is shining Or I’m with friends Or alone Or I I I look at my phone And see your text message The one that says "Wake me if you want"
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(Am-C-G, G-C9. There’s a also a bridge I don’t remember how to play) I am the sexiest man alive I could really drive All the women crazy But no one will ever know (2) I can play guitar I am a rock star My cock gets so hard But no one will ever know (2) You might think that I’m shy, but that’s because I try and I succeed No one will ever know (2) I am very special I have a lot of secrets But I won’t tell anyone No one will ever know (2)
8.
Lily 02:53
(Am-G) Lily you don’t have to lower your standards (Am-G) Your decisions should always be your own (Am-G) Even though you’re not as hot as Heather (F-Em-C) It’s better to be alone whoa-oh-oh (F-Em-Am) It’s better to wait and be alone Lily maybe I lied to you Sometimes our standards can’t be our own It’s partly cuz you’re not as hot as Heather But it’s better not to be alone whoa-oh-oh It’s worth it to not be alone Lily I lied to you one more time Which one’s best I don’t actually know Who cares if you’re not as hot as Heather It’s up to you whether you need to not be alone whoa-oh-oh Or if you wanna wait it out on your own
9.
Let it Rain 04:41
(G-Am-C) She sits by her window Waiting for me to call But her phone’s not ringing at all So she starts singing Let it rain let it rain let it rain She sees a light outside Wishes she could hide From its bright eye So she starts to sigh Let it rain let it rain let it rain Then she looks outside Remembers laughing til we cried Can’t help but look outside Wishes she couldn’t see the light So she softly cries Let it rain let it rain let it rain One more thing When you hear me sing The word she, I mean me And the word I, I mean her So let it rain let it rain let it rain
10.
My Daddy 04:15
C-G-F? Sitting here Thinking about The circumstances Of my father’s death It hit me He has decided Not to live Another year And he will take his own life soon I’m really scared, you know? I refuse To see it his way, his way, no He’s my daddy (3) No, I refuse To see it his way, his way, oh But it’s no use I understand What he’s going through He never wanted to be A plague on the land But he’s my daddy, daddy, oh (2) And I love him I love him more, everyday But maybe he’s right Maybe the things we love Always get taken away Maybe he’s no exception to the rule Even though, he should be (chorus) (3) No I wouldn’t trade him for anything He doesn’t get it He thinks that leaving Is the generous, polite thing
11.
Let me learn to love the loss of limitations Please please please help me part with my possessions I don't need them in my life I need surprise Take what is mine It's the pleasures of being robbed
12.
Life 02:05
Capo 6 g-c LAlalalalala am-em Home friends School ends bummer's cleared summer is here Graduate Rad job you take Hot tea Yahtzee Don't play can't today work pays perks OK Getting old Setting the mold Losing goals using your soul Move higher you retire watch The Wire funeral pyre
13.
It's all fine and well to say "be yourself, don't listen to anyone else" but what you mean is "except society and me" You believe in maturity cuz when Andrea reads her poems you say "stop it" If someone does something you've never heard of you get so annoyed But if you were asked, you'd say you're really into that When Andrea reads her poems you leave the room If you wanted sincerity you'd go to a middle school but what you want is cleaned up lies that sound so cool you claim that you're into honesty and integrity but what you really love the most is predictability when Andrea reads her poems you just leave
14.
Casio keyboard jazz guitar and harp setting 2nd c-g then one higher g-a-b, then all down a key, fc ae gd You go out to find your dream man he's not around so you take the best one you can it's not that great but you're too beautiful to not have fun you're better off than your friend who didn't find anyone We all have to fill the hole I go out and I walk around my town I see the people laughing and I wonder how then I see they're drunk and I remember I don't need that now But we have to fill the hole Some people go to work or to church and think that's enough I'm not so big of a jerk that I'd call their bluff cuz we have to fill the hole
15.
G-D-Am-C You hurt me too bad to think of any words so I'll just whistle for a while em-c-am-g Why'd you go back to him?
16.
(palm mute) Em dm f em when you left i knew you were gone but still my friend i write you these songs em dm am there was a rainbow dm f em there was a rainbow fill: em with high e added when you went i gave up all hope but still it hurts cuz i still know there was a rainbow (4) every day it's dark and you can't be found i lay in the park and i look around but there's no rainbow (4)
17.
Capo 5 c-f-c I have a beard on it’s made of air You are gone and I don’t care I never think about you Except when I’m surprised that I never do chorus c-am-g-am-g-am-g-c (2) la la la la la la la la la la la I’m with someone better now She’s not as hot but she’s allowed To sleep with me and you are not Cuz I don’t care about what you’ve got In your head it’s not interesting You feel that fighting makes life more exciting That conflict will make you less lonely I’m so glad we never made a baby. (corse) I must admit I miss you sometimes But calling you should be a crime Getting back together would be hell but you’ll never accept anything else I still have pictures of your body And that was all you had to offer me You were a mistake except for those Sing along you know how it goes (corse)

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Recorded between 2001 and 2013. Songs in rough chronological order.
If you don't know my music, don't start here. These are mostly lo-fi songs that I like and listen to a lot but aren't out.
For the letter the cover replied to, see What: A Tribute to ACLU Benefit.

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released August 2, 2018

Everything by Noah except where noted otherwise.

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Noah plays guitar and sings. Now known as Request Freebird.

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